Wednesday, May 31, 2017

#Merica and its flaws in a picture


#PortlandStabbing perp is a White Supremacist #JeremyChristian

#ParisAgreement and #ConfessionsofaVampireHunter

Trump wants to destroy the world. He is consumption and destruction personified, and he won't stop. The world will be a hot desert by the time he's done with it. And he doesn't care. He never did. He's a bloodsucker worse than any vampire the world has ever seen. He's funded and controlled by a vampire named Vladimir. We've seen him before.

We know how this shit's going to end.

William Magnum, vampire hunter



Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Skinhead #Trump loyalists try to defend #Kushner

And fail. Kushner is going to jail like his dad. Saw this thug on tv while I was at the gym.

Free speech? #KathyGriffin #micropoetry

Much ado
over plastic 
with red food coloring 

One bite too many #micropoetry

You can bite too much.
He learned.
Before he bled to death.

#Troll dying and #ConfessionsofaVampireHunter

Even trolls have to die, but they always seem to live too long. Such is nature that cruel and vile beast, nature. But she can be rhapsodic too, and, if she ends it well, then she can morph from a beast to a beautiful creature.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

Trump's budget director revives a fact-free conservative attack on disability recipients

Trump's budget director revives a fact-free conservative attack on disability recipients: Appearing Sunday on the CBS program “Face the Nation,” President Trump’s budget director, Mick Mulvaney, engaged in a drive-by shooting of some the nation’s neediest and most defenseless people: the disabled. Mulvaney’s attack shared its essential qualities with most previous Republican attacks on disabled Americans, in that it was arrogant, ignorant and abetted by the news media — in this case, moderator John Dickerson, who let Mulvaney’s words pass without comment. Both should be ashamed of themselves.

Sunday, May 28, 2017

#Portlandshooting and #Deplorables

Another white supremacist.

#Resist #ImpeachTrump

We need to keep resisting until we remove the tyrant from office. It is happening.

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Thursday, May 25, 2017

This is how #DonaldTrump sees the US #ImpeachHimNow #TrumpRussia

I've been in DC most of today. It feels different, sadder, like we are all in a permanent malaise. Something is lost forever even if Trump is impeached and convicted. Our system was sold to a weak, pathetic country in Russia. And Trump wants it that way. Putin does too.

Here's an example in DC, the American flag and the Russian flag.

Screw you, Comrade Trump.



Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Disability Rights Advocates Accuse Washington Post Of Perpetuating ‘Myths’ About Benefits

Disability Rights Advocates Accuse Washington Post Of Perpetuating ‘Myths’ About Benefits: Disability rights advocates and a leading Democratic think tank are livid at The Washington Post over a March 30 front-page story on the prevalence of disability benefits in rural America. The newspaper claimed that “as many as one-third of working-age adults” in rural communities receive disability benefits. But as the Center for American Progress calculated ― and The Huffington Post confirmed by looking at the raw data ― that proportion holds true in only one county in the entire country.

Monday, May 22, 2017

Wall falls on deplorable #westernwall #Microstory

The wall on the southern border thrilled Ronnie. He needed to see it for himself. So he drove down to New Mexico on his motorcycle. He grew a beard for the trip.

He could see the big beautiful wall off in the distance in all its gleaming, white, racist splendor.

"I can see you. I can see you," he said. He ran to it, leaving the Harley he couldn't afford. 

And he reached out his hand to touch the wall, and it collapsed on him. It killed him.

Cheap concrete will get you every time. 

#Trump #Orb

This happened.

It isn't a comic book.


Friday, May 19, 2017

#Nutjob means #Trump supporters #BasketofDeplorables

Trump is a senile lunatic. He blames the media and Hillary Clinton for everything. He wants to jail his opposition, and he will stop at nothing. Don't be surprised if he starts doing more. He's always been a criminal.

Trump cares nothing for the law. He schemes about ways to lessen people's constitutional rights as is evidenced by his desire to attack the 1st Amendment and jail his opposition. I can't wait till his people are led away in handcuffs especially that thug with a badge, David Clarke.


#Trump supporters cry like babies #Impeachnow

They are crying like babies. Their criminal president broker their un-hearts. So sad for them, but I love watching it.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

#SteveBannon for prison #impeachnow #DonaldTrump #notmypresident


#TheHandMaidsTale #pencilsketch

The Endless Spider's Web #ConfessionsofaVampireHunter #ImpeachNow #DronaldTrump #Flynn

The web grows, and it is spun by many spiders. And the spiders are talking. We can all hear it now and see the pieces of the web being spun together.

These bastards are going down, down so quickly, more quickly then expected. It is so gratifying to see them fall. They deserve it. They deserve all that comes.

Silly Bastard, vampire hunter

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

American malaise #ComeyMemo #ImpeachNow

Trump is an American cancer eating himself and the United States at the same time. We elected a conman, and the conman is going to destroy us all if we let him.

He never should have been president. Our system failed in allowing him to take office, but it needs to correct itself. It needs to kick this bastard out of office. He needs to be like Bernie Madoff because his crimes are worse. He has ripped off more people and caused more harm than Madoff ever did because Trump has brought down the whole country.

If he is not out office soon, then the whole country will go down the tubes. We are hemorrhaging daily, and we will bleed out soon, death by a conman.

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

#ComeyMemo means end for #Trump

Obstruction of justice to start, but it is only going to get worse. How glorious. Grasping at straws.

#GOP wants to take away #libraries #Librariesmatter #thehandmaidstale

A bald man defending baldfaced lies #ConfessionsofaVampireHunter

When a bald man is defending baldfaced lies, then the optics are bad. And so it goes. It is glorious, the waning fart of this administration.

It will be over soon my friends.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

No mastery of the subject #McMaster #TrumpRussia #micropoetry

Out comes a general
to try and show mastery
of something for Trump.
But having the name McMaster
isn't enough.

#SethRich is a Republican fantasy #TrumpRussia

You can tell the Trump people are scared if they are pushing this crazy story. It is akin the the Vince Foster fantasy they've had for decades. It is much more likely Trump has had people killed; the Russians and the mob own him--I presume both Italian and Russian mobs.


#TrumpRussia #EnemyoftheState #ConfessionsofaVampireHunter

He is even worse than we thought, and he's selling us out in public now. It used to be in the darkness. But now he is spiraling down the drain, and he will soon be out of the White House either by impeachment and conviction or resignation.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

Monday, May 15, 2017

#SupremeCourt North Carolina #voterID #ConfessionsofaVampireHunter

I don't need to do anything here, my friends.

The law worked for now.

Silly Bastard, vampire hunter

Voter ID #Micropoetry #SupremeCourt

You should be able to vote
even if you don't have ID.
The Constitution doesn't require ID.
A person is a person regardless.
And everyone who is a citizen should be able
to vote.

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Friday, May 12, 2017

Adieu, assholes #TrumpRussia #FridayFeeling #ComeyFiring

I've had it with Trump's ilk. They are worms. They will be out of office soon.

And Sean Spicer, STFU.

Silly Bastard, vampire hunter

Silly Bastard is killing it #ConfessionsofaVampireHunter #Comeyfiring

It starts somewhere, and usually that's in the beginning even if the beginning isn't the beginning. Such incomprehensible musings are well within the purview of Silly Bastard. He's part joker and part killer.

And he talks about himself in the third person.

Silly Bastard, vampire hunter

Burned up #Flashfiction

First time I saw one of those awful blue tooth ear devices was about three years ago. This guy, though, technology had bitten him in his scrawny, red, Irish ass.
He sat at the end of that polished bar right off 4th Street in a gray, button-up-the-front shirt with pink flowers and cream color slacks with woven basket sandals. And he had this bald shaved head that shone a light pink color because he’d forgotten to cover it in the sun. So it got burned up. I could even see it peeling under the low light.
None of it seemed to bother him as he rambled on the phone with his hook nose and beady eyes. He swilled this giant goblet of white wine. He sniffed the crap and then swirled it around his mouth. Then he slapped his lips like he was some freaking expert. What a tool.
I could over hear brief snip-its of what he said. “Yes…John-Paul…we inked the deal today. Yep…$1.1 million sale with a 6% commission for us.” Then he barked out this high-pitched laugh that sounded like a hyena caught in a lions mouth. All the while he stared off into the mirror behind the bar, and this blue light beeped on his ear.
I’d never seen anything like it, and my first thought was he was some redneck version of Lo-Bot from the Empire Strikes Back. Then I thought he was crazy and talking to himself, but I saw his rectangular black phone strapped to his thick, black, leather belt with the same blue pulse.
That’s some damn phone device, I thought.

Before I could ask him about it some blonde with a tight white dress and big boobs bounded up and kissed him. She looked like she could tear him apart, and she grabbed his hand. They started to leave out the front door as she tottered on her red spike heels. Apparently she’d had a bit to drink.
Then it got weird––that's not the right word for it––it became surreal.
Blue tooth guy started screaming. "My hip is burning. My hip is burning."
And it was. I saw this smoking coming from that giant cell phone. Pretty soon his pants started to smoke. I imagined they were highly flammable. Some guy ran in from the back room with a fire extinguisher, and he sprayed him off, phone and all. 
Then a guy from somewhere in the bar came and said, "Let's go." And they went without the woman. And she didn't seem to care. She started hitting on another dude at the bar. I supposed they went to the hospital, and she lost interest.
Things settled down. "And the band played on," as they say. 
I saw the bar tender with a wan smile on his face as he started to clean up the guy's glass and napkins. He saw me watching him. "Everyone knows those Samsung phones will burn up on you, but I guess he didn't get the memo. Too busy making deals." 

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Fishing shirt #micropoetry

I saw the big one
in the hall.
With a fishing shirt on.
Does he try and catch himself?
And then take a picture.

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and a new hunter Silly Bastard #pencilsketch #sketchbook

I need help to do my work, so I got someone to assist me in my wet work. His name isn't important. Just call him Silly Bastard.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

Advice from #TheHandMaidsTale on how to handle #Comey firing

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

#Comey fired by a traitor #TheHandmaidsTale


What do you do when everyone is a liar? #ConfessionsofaVampireHunter

Trump and all his asshat supporters are liars. They hate you, and they always have. They hate everyone, especially themselves. These are his core supporters. They are perpetually duped, and they haven't ever told the truth. The mean and the file flock to Trump like flies to horse shit because they learned in in their deplorable churches. They became deplorables by being spoon fed incorrect and bigoted religious doctrine.

So what do you do when all of these people lie to you? You fight back because they will cave on you; bullies always do.

William Magnum, vampire hunter 

Treason #micropoetry

Betrayal is in the blood of some.
But presidents shouldn't have one drop.
Our president only has drops of
treason running through his veins.

Saturday, May 6, 2017

Why is this #deplorable clown always dressed for battle? #resisttrump

This guy is always wearing this. He wants attention. He also drives around with a giant Trump flag.

Friday, May 5, 2017

#DonaldTrump and his policies are causing the death of #penguins #pencilsketch #sketchbook

Throw the book at them #ACHANoVote #pencilsketch

Congressional Republicans hate anyone who isn't them or who doesn't support them. They even hate many of their supporters. The House's vote should tell the American people: Republicans hate you. They are taking your health care, but not your guns. And they are "throwing the book" at you because they are screwing you with the law and treating you like some common criminal.

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

#FireColbert isn't an option in a democracy

Stephen Colbert's monologue about Trump is getting a lot of attention. He certainly pulls no punches with his comedy and with his colorful metaphors––assuming they are actually metaphors.

It does raise an interesting question: how much can actually be said about a public figure, who is the president, without running afoul of libel or slander laws? Quite a lot.

Colbert isn't a deviant like Bill O'Reilly so the standard is a little different.

People need to accept that this is what free speech looks like; if they don't like it, then they can stop watching Colbert's show. Colbert Monologue

Monday, May 1, 2017

#Copperhead and #ConfessionsofaVampireHunter

Snakes are not always snakes especially when they are copperheads. They may be people too. You never know, my friends.

William Magnum, vampire hunter