Thursday, November 9, 2017

Republicans are assholes #RoyMoore #DonaldTrump

Roy Moore allegedly made sexual overtures to a 14-year-old girl. What a scumbag, but that's obvious. You would think. It isn't though, not to Republicans. Look at what they tolerate. Trump is the prime example. He is the gateway to the flood of bullshit. He opened it all up, and now we are swimming in it.

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and #LasVegasShooting

I kill the undead in order to protect the living. Weapons designed to kill and amunition should be banned in the first instance and strictly limited in the second instant.

William Magnum, vampire hunter 

Thursday, September 21, 2017

#TMNT could be true

There are so many chemicals in our water. It makes you wonder if it could happen in the real world and not just in comics. Maybe it could. Can you imagine a real life Shredder or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Wouldn't that world be fun and horrifying?

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

#DACA and #ImpeachTrump

The cruel dictator.

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Protection against Nazis #CaptainAmerica #ConfessionsofaVampireHunter

Nazis are back, assuming they ever left. We used to fight against them. Now we are led by one, who is propped up by others. He sits on a rotten thrown of human excrement.

Fight against it with your words, and remember Captain America, my friends, for he hated(es) Nazis, too.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

Monday, August 28, 2017

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and we all end up a #skull

Usually buried in the ground, submerged under water, or both.

American is under water these days.

Will it stay there?

William Magnum, vampire hunter

Thursday, August 24, 2017

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and carrion birds

He isn't human, and he never has been. But the taste for human blood drives him into your safe place.

Lustful and not satiated, he pursues you until he pierces you with his beak.

William Magnum, vampire hunter and bird killer

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

#PhoenixRally and #ConfessionsofaVampireHunter

Donald Trump plunges. He will soon be drooling as he raves because that's all he hasn't done. He is a lunatic, a mad man in the throws of dementia. Why else would he hold rallies and whine about the past? He blames the media for EVERYTHING.

Donald Trump isn't fit to be president or a used car salesman. He's a charlatan.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

Friday, August 11, 2017

#TheDiaryofAnneFrank and #ConfessionsofaVampireHunter

We live in perilous times. A madman, who is hated by most of us, wants to destroy us. But that madman is president*. He's not a real president, but he's there. The wheels of justice are too slow for this Hitler reincarniated.

William Magnum, vampire hunter 

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Monday, July 31, 2017

#Scaramucci #themooch out #pencilsketch #confessionsofavampirehunter

He's gone. Let this "Moocher" crawl back into his rat warren. Good by to his dirty money and sleazy tactics. Now bring in the other schlub.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

Friday, July 28, 2017

Reality is #Skeksis preparing to eat you #ConfessionsofaVampireHunter #TheDarkCrystal

Fictional monsters aren't scary. They are fun, and, quite frankly, preferable because you know who they are. Of course, we can see the monsters now in Merica because they don't hide it anymore. That's good, I suppose, but these bums feel emboldened. This is dangerous.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Little ruffians #BoyScouts #BoyScoutJamboree #youngdeplorables

#BoyScouts the new #HitlerYouth led by #DonaldTrump the new #Hitler

Yesterday Donald Trump, who was never a Boy Scout, convened a meeting of the new Hitler Youth. The Boy Scout Jamboree where Trump led the vicious youth in an anti-Obama chant even though Obama is a former president. This didn't deter our current president*. Then he trashed Hillary Clinton. This is the smoldering rubble of our republic led by a madman, who is the puppet of Vladimir Putin.

Democracy is ending, and it may have already ended.

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Friday, July 14, 2017

#Jaws and #ChrisChristie

Fading into darkness #ConfessionsofaVampireHunter

This schulb is all that is wrong in this world. His unearned privilege makes us listless and lazy, zombies dragging our dead foot across a hot desert.

Screw him. He continues to exist and not thrive. He is a regressive, back sliding mule of a man. He is the white, middle aged, American male.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

#ChrisChristie on not being #DonaldTrumpJr

Portrait of a bastard as an old man #Inksketch

Elroy, the bastard

Reality laughs at you #ConfessionsofaVampireHunter

We in a collapsing sandcastle, and a wave is bearing down on us. It will crash soon.

We are a madman falling into the abyss with demented laughter growing fainter as we plunge deeper.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Monday, July 10, 2017

#donaldtrumpjr and #erictrump image proves there is a bad gene pool running America

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and the Ghouls are coming for you

You may not see them, but they are there. If you've read any H.P. Lovecraft, you know that. Ah..that's fiction you say, but fiction is truer than real life. Real life is fiction, my friends, so isn't fiction the truth? It is, and it always has been.

We live in an inverted, spinning world that is is crazy as a drunk pig slipping on slop.

Hold on while you can.

William Magnum, vampire hunter