Friday, October 28, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and the demise of #DonaldTrump

It was so easy a monkey could do it, and we have a monkey as the Republican nominee. His ape sounds are supposed to be words, and they are 3rd grade words. He's a clown, an ape, an idiot. And he's done. Really done.

Stay vigilant, my friends.

Take this bitch down at the polls on election day.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's inside my head just to piss you off #amwriting #writerslife

Words are toxic to you. My words are acid to your brain, but that doesn't harm you much, asshole. The damage was done before you were born.  I keep saying it because I like to pick you apart like a chicken bone. I am the drill that bores a hole in your brain, freeing whatever mental blocks you have. You need it even if you deny it. Let the dura matter be freed and the fluid of your flippant stupidity spill out.

Take that, and that. I'm going to keep saying it.

Thursday, October 27, 2016

I write what's inside my head, and it is controversial #amwriting #writerslife

Sometimes it gets me in trouble whatever the hell that means. I don't really care. I say what I want because I write what's inside my head. All I have to do is tell the story I see, and I am fine. That's what people want to hear, even when they don't want to hear it. Because some people do. I do. I write for me, and, if people like it, great. If not, fuck 'em. That's what I always say.

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and vampires aren't all I hunt

My friends, I am primarily a vampire hunter, but I am so much more. I've hunted all manner of beings, and I don't like guns either. I use them, but that's to kill creatures that deserve it.

No deplorables have been made vampires yet, but I will be ready for them if they are. Being a pile of shit isn't enough, and that's a good thing.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's inside my head especially if you don't like it #amwriting #writerslife

You are out there, and you do not like what I have to say. I accept that. In fact, I like it because I enjoy speaking my mind. It wouldn't be any fun if everyone agreed with me. People who don't agree with what I have to say are usually stuffy and boring. This has been my experience, and I could be wrong. But I doubt it.

Writers are able to play in the infinite world of their minds, and some people are envious.

Haters are going to hate. Let them. My response to you, haters: FUCK YOU. Have a nice day.

Monday, October 24, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and dealing with #BasketofDeplorables

How do we deal with the trash once the "dumpster fire" has burned out? This is a question I ask myself in the small hours when the faceless demons stab their way into my brain. They will need to be marginalized. They aren't going away. It is likely they will be more angry and more brazen with their thuggery. There is no greater thug than an angry, white, racist, man.

They will need to be shown the way, and, if they can't see the way, then they will need to be ostracized. There is no other way.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

Sunday, October 23, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and the changing winds

It is a busy time my friends. Much is afoot, though it is better now or so it appears. I never put much stock in permanence because it doesn't exist. It is a fool's concept, and I've seen many a full sliced in half, dead like a duck. Platitudes are the luxury of people who don't risk anything. I risk it all each day, and I have for years. It has cost me much--perhaps all I hold dear--but I keep fighting. Humanity needs me, and I need humanity. Against the monsters onward to immortality.

William Magnum, vampire hunter 

I write what's inside my head each day #amwriting #writerslife

That's not entirely true. I usually write something, anything, but not each day, though I certainly should. Life puts its butt in the way sometimes. Usually I can get around it and pound out the words. It is good to take a break, and the words are often better when I take a break. It gives a fresh perspective, and perspective is everything to a writer.

Friday, October 21, 2016

I write what's inside my head, a treasure trove of ideas #writerslife #amwriting

I started my third novel today. My second novel is at the editor, and then it is off to agents and publishers. Hopefully it will work out. I know it is a good book. The issue is whether it is the right book for that agent or that publisher. I listen to myself (and to others when necessary).

A writer must hear his own voice in order to develop his own voice, and this comes from listening to that voice in your head. Your ideas come from that. Hell, they are your ideas. So write them down.

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

I write what's inside my head all the time #writerslife #amwriting

I speak the truth no matter what I say. Saying it gives it truth. Writing it is its own truth. People should write what they think even if it is "ugly" or "forbidden" because expression is important--very important. If you bottle up things, then it makes life tougher than it needs to be. Let it out. Say it. Saying it is therapeutic.

Saturday, October 15, 2016

I write what's inside my head whenever possible #writerslife #amwriting

There's always too much to say, but it needs to be put down. I once had a jackass law professor who said you don't know if you understand something until you write about it. Not really true, but I suppose it was to him, the asshole. He doesn't write fiction, though. Fuck him.

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

I write what's inside my head because it's for the best #amwriting #writerslife

Better to put it all out there--for the most part. Sometimes things need to stay hidden for awhile. It is a question of how clear you want to make it. It can't be too much truth, though, because that can hurt you. It can be TMI, but TMI is not always too much.

Specifics are best when writing, but vagueness is necessary. Life is both specific and vague. Knowing the right time to be either is the tough part.

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

I write what's inside my head and it stings #amwriting #writerslife

It sears you if you get too close. That's if I want to do it. Most of the time I let it go, but, when I don't, watch out. It hits hard after it burns, and you won't know what the fuck hit you. My intellect levels you, levels with my words, with my thoughts. My thoughts are a cold sliver of ice that finishes with a hot piece of iron. Fire and ice boring down on your brain, exploding it in some instances. Don't get stung by me. You won't like it motherfucker.

Monday, October 10, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter...#ChristopherColumbus was a vampire

There is no doubt. I killed him. He'd lived for too long. He was a vile asshole, a slaver and a genocidal monster. He was a monster before he became a vampire, a true monster.

I killed him with a sword, and I chopped off his head. Silver swords are great for killing vampires. It was one of my best kills. I still have the skull.

William Magnum, vampire hunter.

#ChristopherColumbus was a savage, and we shouldn't celebrate #ColumbusDay

Christopher Columbus was a savage. He was a genocidal maniac. There is nothing redeeming about him in the least. We shouldn't celebrate Columbus Day, and we should cut out any reference to him. He is the anti-thesis of what we want in America. He was absolute scum.

No more Columbus Day!

I write what's inside my head whatever it is #amwriting #writerslife

It comes out in a primal way sometimes. Things are said in my head before the words come to say them. The words only capture a scintilla of the meaning. There is always more, far more, but the words are all that is there to convey the meaning. But the meaning does come out, like water out of a melting fjord if a fjord were to ever melt.

Saturday, October 1, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter from #Stockholm

It is dark and evil here my friends. Everyone smiles and looks nice, but the electric evil crackles just below the veneered teeth of its denizens. It is there, waiting for the right chance to strike. You will never know it, but it will take you. And that will be all.

Be vigilant. Always watch because it will come, but you don't know when.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's inside my head from #Stockholm #amwriting #writerslife

I've barely written at all lately because I've been traveling across Europe, from Ireland to Sweden, and soon to Denmark. So much to see. So much ton say, and I've been filled with inspiration here in this dark, brooding, and beautiful place. It is similar to Paris in some ways though colder and more remote. It still inspires though.