Tuesday, August 30, 2016

I write what's in my head, the good, the bad, and the ugly #amwriting #writerslife

Yes it flows, and sometimes it resonates. If it does, great. If not, I don't care. It always resonates with me, and it will eventually resonate with someone sides me. Eventually we all speak the truth at some point along the way. So keep putting out there.

Monday, August 29, 2016

I write what's in my head, and it's always correct #writerslife #amwriting

Say what you are thinking. I do because I need to. I need to get it out and talk about getting it out. Be unapologetic when you write because what you say is true. Now, Donald Trump is a raging asshole, and what he says isn't true. That's an exception, but he's no writer. He's an asshole who talks like a third grader.

So fuck Donald Trump. What's in his head is scary and shouldn't be repeated.

Sunday, August 28, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and the ignominy of it all

It is a lonely task. No one can know who you are. You must live stealthy between hunts or you won't live at all. Such is the nature of things. Such is my nature and my plight. The lonely path.

William Magnum, vampire hunter 

I write what's inside my head always #amwriting #writerslife

It is good to say what you mean because it needs to be said. If it pisses people off, good. That's the idea. The thrill of saying what I mean and engaging people positively and negatively keeps me going.

Friday, August 26, 2016

I write what's in my head, and I don't care if you don't like it #amwriting #writerslife

Zero fucks given. I don't care what you think. I say what I say because I know I'm doing the right thing. I tell the truth. The truth is my voice, and my voice is the truth. It comes crackling off the page like a fire through the late summer California brush. It burns. It levels, and it creates. I really don't give a fuck if you get burned by the creative flame of my intellect.

Thursday, August 25, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter #amwriting #writerslife

Batshit is crazy, and people are batshit crazy. It is a nasty, witch's brew.

Stay away from the crazy ones my friends. They are everywhere.

Sharpen your stakes.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head because it's right #amwriting #writerslife

Spill it out. Let it bleed on the white page in front of the world, for the world, and into the world forever. It is beyond me now. It is out, and it will cause your mind to fire until you write down your story. We are all part of the same narrative, but we must give it a voice. Say it. I say it everyday.

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and the vagaries of the hunt #amwriting #writerslife

Life is a hunt, my friends. We are all in search of prey, and predators are in search of us. The goal is to live a long life and to be taken down by natural causes. You do not want to be given eternal undead life. That is no way to exist. Life is vital, and existence is not necessarily so.

There are monsters that you do not see until they are upon you, and vampires are that way. They are there, but many of you do not see them.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head over and over till it comes out right (but it always is) #amwriting #writerslife

Get it out. Unleash your thought waves on the page where the truth will find you. And it will find others like a dying man to a life preserver we are all grasping. Some will take hold of the line to to enlightenment, and others will keep flailing, drowning in their own, unexpressed existence. Not the case for writers. We spit out our truth. It sings some days, and other days it hits the page like a slug with salt on it trying to crawl up a dry board.

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

5 Legal Mistakes Made on Social Media #ebook #Kindle #99cents

5 Legal Mistakes Made on Social Media by [Wells Jr., Michael]

#Witchcraft factors into my new book as do #sigils #writerslife #amwriting

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter...fight against darkness

Remain vigilant against the forces of darkness. Pull your stakes and swords.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

The epicenter of evil is under #DonadTrump 's wig #ConfessionsofaVampireHunter

I saw it years ago, my friends. His hair would hang down to his butt crack if it were ripped from his head. There is a monster under that hair, though. It is a slimy, serpent-like creature with a thicker Queens accent than Donald Trump.

Believe me. It sound crazy, but doesn't a Donald Trump presidency too? Yet it could happen.

Be careful, my friends.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

Negative energy


#NorthCarolinaStateTrooper kills unarmed and deaf #DanielHarris for using sign language in #King #NorthCarolina

This is despicable. A State Trooper killed him for using sign language earlier this week. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/king-n-police-kill-unarmed-deaf-mute-man-sign-language-article-1.2760714.

This isn't surprising unfortunately. 752 people have been killed by police so far this year. This remains unacceptable.

Why do we have these worthless cops? There are so many good ones, but why can't we fire all the bad ones?

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter...#DonaldTrump could still win

That vile, orange, and angry man could still win, my friends. We are in a deep, dark forest, and the light only flickers. Then it goes out. We had a longer flicker for awhile, but the night is upon us again. The contemptible beast roams our country in his leased, garish plane. He is the same threat he ever was, but he will not go away.

He is less the threat than his supporters are. They are the pestilence that is upon us, enveloping us like a burial shroud.

Stay vigilant,my friends.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head like the world is ending #amwriting #writerslife

When I'm rushed, the words spill out in torrents. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't, but it always gets put on the page where it needs to live. Out of my head and onto the page. Life from life.

Monday, August 22, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter...they will try and shut you up, my friends

They will do all they can to silence you and your truth because that's how the operate. Enemies of the truth prefer their own silence or the sound of their own voice. There is no in between for these buffoons. Reason and truth are their two greatest fears because both disprove them equally, and they hate the be disproven.

Stay vigilant, my friends, and don't let them shut you up.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head sometimes more than once in a day #amwriting #writerslife

Writing is great. Being a writer can suck sometimes. There are myriad hoops you have to jump through in the publication process. E-book publishing is a bitch sometimes, and the review process for e-books can be cumbersome. Case in point, I tried to publish a non-fiction e-book today. It got flagged because some of the concepts I discuss are elsewhere on the Internet. Well no shit. Of course they are. That's kind of the point. I cannot pinpoint where my thoughts on the subject came from so it is tough citing a source. This may be where I stop writing non-fiction and posting it on a certain publisher's site.

Killer #Magnolia

Like a wave of Southern shit.


#MondayMotivation is to avoid scary people

They are everywhere, and they take different forms. Some are nice enough but still scary. Some are mean as hell. With those you go the other way if the nasty ones don't block the way. And some can't help it. They are in the way, and they like being in the way. Immovable objects that force you to run for the daylight. There always is daylight, though.

#DonaldTrump is a loser

Donald Trump acts like a loser. He blames others; he insults people; he doesn't take personal responsibility for his actions or his words. This are some of the many reasons his campaign is an utter failure. He is an utter failure. We don't even know if he is worth one dollar. It is likely Trump has more debt than assets. In other words, Trump is a deadbeat. He is in debt up to his eyeballs. We do know Donald Trump is a loser, and he will officially be a loser in November.

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and when it all goes kaput

Order gives way to chaos and chaos to order. We are but bit players in a vast play where all the actors are unknown. Those who are in the play are often forgotten as time will soon point its fickle finger at us and tell us to leave. It will say, "Get out, and don't come back." But we can't let it get us down.

It will all go kaput someday, but we can't let vampire be the cause. We must kill them before they kill us.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head with a vengeance #amwriting #writerslife

Say it with a vengeance, in a raw and unvarnished way. Clarity is important, and you can only achieve clarity through saying it, saying what you really mean. Why be indirect? Why be obtuse? Just say it. Call it what it is, but say it well. Don't use language the wrong way. Make something of it. Move mountains. Topple shitty ideas and stupid people. That's what language is for, to slew the leviathans created by the world.

Sunday, August 21, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampire and the banality of death

Death is the most certain thing in life unless you become a vampire. You don't really "die" then. That banality fails to pertain to you unless I hunt and destroy you. You aren't really alive if you are undead, but you can die.

William Magnum, vampire hunter 

Saturday, August 20, 2016

#Confessionsofavampirehunter...be vigilant

The storm has not passed us yet, though its clouds are less--much less. It could kill come back. The man Trump's supporters are vile. They must be stopped.

Vampires must be hunted still.

Be carful my friends.

William Magnum, vampire hunter 

I write what's in my head when I'm tired #amwriting #writerslife

I'm tired, but I'm productive. My mechanics will have to wait. I'm sitting here waiting on a passport when I need to be writing about it. So I will. The state makes you jump through hoops. They dwell in a world where minutiae, pedantic details, are key. Really they are the square pegs trying to jam into the round hole.

Friday, August 19, 2016

I write what's in my head even if it is about #Peter and #Judas

My latest idea is lightening. It is bat shit crazy but plausible (maybe). It is in my head and has been boring into  it since yesterday. What if Peter was in Rome around the time of the Great Fire in 64 AD? I'm sure he was. Also, what if my protagonist defended him in a trial? Peter on trial in Rome before he is eventually crucified.

Sound interesting?

Thursday, August 18, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter...I first hunted #witches

I didn't start with vampires. I began with witches in Moravia, where I am from. All of it started there, and I haven't been back in awhile. I grew up early, at 15, when most were barely past pissing the bed. Yes, my friends, I was saving my home from a malevolence you don't likely know. Yes, I went into the depths, and I battled it, slaying many a beast so that you might live.

No need to thank me. It live to hunt and hunt to live.

William Magnum, vampire hunter 

I write what's in my head, and it may be crazy #writerslife #amwriting

The shit that flows is smelly sometimes. I love shit metaphors because they usually work. They are visceral and unpleasant as good writing should be. It should provoke, offend, and elevate or debase all at the same time. Sometimes we are elevated by our debasement because we can see the truth better after that.

Is #RyanLochte a vampire?

His hair is bleach blonde? He's an asshole. He has grill and is obsessed with his teeth. He likes to be out at night.  More importantly though, he's a douche. Being a major douche is usually the sign of vampirism. I was hoping Lochte would go away after the last Olympics. I wasn't that lucky. He's still rattling around, asshole that he is. I hope he stays away next time.

#Rasputin #pencilsketch


Wednesday, August 17, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and the apocalypse that isn't coming

Donald Trump screwed himself, my friends. He's done. He will get trounced, and the world will be saved. Idiots usually undo themselves, but we do not know what will happen to his vampire minions. They are still out there, and they are fueled by their idiocy. Their prejudice imbues them with power their genes normally would not.

Watch out. Be vigilant, and we will deal with the mindless herd Trump created. In time, my friends, all in good time.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head through the fog #amwriting #writerslife

Oh to sound like the Oracle of Delphi, vague yet prescient. One can hope as he scribbles madly on the blank page. The blank page is my friend, though. It represents all the possibilities in the world or nothingness, the fog of the void. But I choose to push through the fog and see what's on the other side of it. I will make the thing in the fog and uncover it.

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Old Shrew #Micropoetry

Mullet for hair.
Mush for brains.
A pea for a heart.
But she loved Chuck Norris.
Even if he didn't know she existed.

She fed off of negativity
like the mean toad she was.
Toad's are nice though.
So maybe she was just that way in stature
and better described as a shrew.

I write what's in my head, and it's all good #writerslife #amwriting

Keep writing even if they don't listen. What matters is you listen to yourself, and others will listen too. What you say is worth repeating because we learn from each other, from our words. The words we speak belong not only to us but to others. We must unleash them in all their feral ferocity because they were meant to live, and to explore our minds and other's minds.

#Confessionsofavampirehunter, and it all gets weirder and weirder

Strange times, my friends. Time is uncertainty, and uncertainty is time. We are but drops of water fearing the sun, who will make us evaporate. Time is that sun, but, vampires will freeze us. We will remain encased in eternity, cold and alone like those drops. This is if vampires continue, but there is no reason they will if we do our jobs. We must embrace the sun and run from the cold.

Let's do our jobs.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

Monday, August 15, 2016

I write what's in my head because I'm on a mission #writerslife #amwriting

It needs to be said. What I'm thinking needs to be put out there for you, constant reader, to see. And I need to see what you have to say too. It is a reciprocal relationship, no doubt. You read, and I read back, and our minds meld to form something new. We all write in the tradition of another in our own way. Even if it is in our head, what is there is part of what was before and what is now.

Sunday, August 14, 2016

I write what's in my head, and I will describe you #amwriting #writerslife

Chances are I will make you a character in a book or story. The question is: will you be a hero or a villain? I am very hard on the villains, and I've seen plenty of them in my life. So I take out my wrath with the "pen" so to speak. Give it to them in writing where the world can see it, and I hope it never goes away. I want it to leave an indelible mark on their reputation and to remain with them. The scariest thing about me that I can repeat is I will describe you, and you don't want that.

#DonaldTrump wants to take away the #1stAmendment

He doesn't want the press to disagree with them. So he threatens to sue them and take away the right to criticize him even though he's a public figure. Freedom of the press is crucial for democracy to thrive, but Trump doesn't know that. He's just a loud thug and a national embarrassment.

Saturday, August 13, 2016

I write what's in my head always #amwriting #writerslife

I plug away on this blog, but that's not where I do most of my writing. You haven't seen my "real" writing yet--not all of it at least. Here I write about saying it and why. I say why I stay true to my feelings and thoughts as they spill out onto the page, a place I find truth and myself.

#DonaldTrump to employ goon squads to keep people from voting

He said in Pennsylvania. The asshole is going to block people from the pills. I'm not sure how he's going to do it, but he will have people breaking the law for him. He doesn't care about the law. He's a anarchist and a bigot.

Friday, August 12, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and fighting in the dark

It is tough fighting an enemy who can see you when you can't see the enemy. But that's the way it goes, my friends. Stealth isn't often available to us, and we are often disadvantaged by stealth. But we have to keep fighting against the evil elements that are out there, growing like a germ cluster. They are all such motherfuckers. But motherfuckers get their's eventually. Let's help that occur. The world will thank us.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head even if I fall asleep while doing it #writerslife #amwriting

I'm sleepy today. The words are like shit stuck in my throat, lodged and unrelentingly stuck. My metaphors are weaker than an anemic child who hasn't eaten for a few days. But that's how it goes. Writing is a goddess and a ruthless shrew, but that tension is what makes it fun and rewarding--that duality is essential. If it were easy, everyone would do it. Everyone could. Everyone can write, but not everyone does. And most people don't write worth a damn.

Thursday, August 11, 2016


Sometimes I wish I lived in medieval times, where people fought with swords and rode horses. It was simpler even if it was more brutal. Brutal simplicity beats the shit out of right now where everything is complicated chaos. There are too many choices now and not enough right choices.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head to stir the pot #amwriting #writerslife

Writing can be antagonistic. It makes people uncomfortable. My thought beams will burn your brain while they heal my mind. The cosmic equation is balanced that way. It is as it should be. Piss people off sometimes--not all the time--and you are doing something else. A storyteller is called a bard for a reason. The story hurts sometimes.

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

I write what's in my head for posterity #amwriting #writerslife

I write it down because it didn't happen if I fail to record what's in my head. It lives on that way. Otherwise it dies like a leaf falling from a tree in Autumn, beautiful but ephemeral. I want my thoughts to remain and not vanish into the ephemera. Being forgotten is tragic. Living on in your own words is beauty or so I've concluded. It is a form of beauty, but it isn't the only form.

#DonaldTrump should pull out of the presidential race

You can't make death threats to your opponent regardless of whether it is a joke. No one does that. I hope Secret Service is roughing Trump up right now. I hope they interrogate him and threaten him with criminal charges. I hope he is treated like the common thug he is.

He won't pull out of the race, and I'm glad. I want his ass kicked badly in November. I want him humiliated and demeaned. He deserves it.

As my t-shirt says, "F--K TRUMP".

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

#DonaldTrump should be arrested for making death threats to #HillaryClinton

This is unprecedented. No one has ever called for a rival presidential candidate to be killed. After all the presidential assassinations for him to say what he said today. It is awful. It is indefensible. He shouldn't be running for president. He should be in jail.

I write what's in my head till I can't write anymore #amwriting #writerslife

Sometimes I run out of ink or paper or my battery dies. Sometimes I run out of ideas, but my mind is always working. Then I write down my thoughts and express my truths. I feel the truth flow on paper on the screen. The vast universe of my mind melds with the blank page as it starts to fill up with my thoughts. This is beauty. Beauty in black and white out there, for me and for the world.

Monday, August 8, 2016



#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and the problem of Ronald Drum (#DonaldTrump in your world)

In my world, there is a son of a bitch named Ronald Drum. In your world, he is Donald Trump. Same asshole, different name. He's worse in your world though because he's real to you.

Stephen Kind writes about the man in black. Donald Trump is your man in black, and Ronald Drum is mine.

Screw all three of them.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head because it needs to come out #amwriting #writerslife

I've probably said this before either on the page or in my head. It doesn't matter which. Where it is recorded is arbitrary, but, when I put it out there for the world, it has a greater, more transcendent truth, I suppose. It has been spoken and cannot be retracted. Once heard or read it cannot be unheard or unread.

Saturday, August 6, 2016

They should take your guns #DonaldTrump #ChickenTrump

You don't need a gun. You need a book and a brain. Guns won't save you. You can only saver yourself. "They" should take your guns because you are a danger to everyone around you. There is nothing redeeming about you.

#ConfessionslofaVampireHunter and this crazy world

I love this crazy world, and I hate it to. But it is all there is. So we need to fight for it, my friends. If we don't you know the vampires and other monsters will. There are people trying to destroy us, and they are our neighbors. It is harsh, I know. Accepting it, the mendacity of those around us. It can get better, and it will. It has to or there will be no more words. Just silence.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head as much as possible #amwriting #writerslife

Writing is enjoyable. Getting it out is the fun part, that rush of self expression. It never gets better until you are published. Selling a book or getting something published are not as great as creating. Making something that lives beyond yourself, typing words that are indelible once uttered. Words that continue to be said long after you aren't around to say them. Immortality.

#DonaldTrump and #VladimirPutin



Friday, August 5, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and the perils of #2016Election

It is a shit show, my friends. Trump has that rat pelt on his head and that dream-sickle spiked with blood orange skin. It is horrifying and worse than any zombie or vampire. Trump is a beast the world has never seen, and hopefully he is the last of his kind. Sadly, though, his sons will keep carrying his vile line down through the ages.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head because you only live once #writerslife #amwriting

Life is too short to not say it like you mean it. Say whatever the hell you want, and don't pause. Say it, but don't say stupid shit. That may be unavoidable sometimes, but in writing everything uttered is truth. And truth can never be stupid. If you say it in writing, it needed to be said. So say it. No regrets. Those who scold you should be ignored. Keep writing. Keep saying it. Rage against the malaise of milquetoast banality. Don't be banal. Write in color, bright colors, Van Gough kind of colors. Colors that glow so bright it people will think they are hallucinating when they read you. Be like a drug.

#DonaldTrump #VladimirPutin #Kindle parody #ebook #99cents


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Thursday, August 4, 2016

#MelaniaTrump may be illegal #immigration #DonaldTrump

Her paperwork is dicey. There are gaps. She appears out of status, which means illegal. She's every bit the fraud her husband is. I wish we would deport both of them. Too bad you can't deport a US citizen, but maybe we can revoke his citizenship.

#GeorgeZimmerman 2 #Kindle #ebook #99cents



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He needs to go.https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01GXTEPEI/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_awdo_x_5D9OxbQXNTB9W


#Confessionsofavampirehunter brain droppings from the end of the world

Strange times, my friends. But we will get through no matter how much shit fate dumps on our heads.

William Magnum, vampire hunter 


Wednesday, August 3, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and what comes with them

My friends, it is a odd rock we inhabit as we hurtle through space to our demise. We are but temporary denizens on it, and we are all trying not to kill each other. Meanwhile, Donald Trump is telling us to hate each other.

Donald Trump is our enemy, and we must vote against him. His supporters must be defanged too though I fear they will continue to multiple like the cockroaches they are.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head whenever I need to #writerslife #amwriting

Sometimes I write it in my brain, and then I put it out later. So I write what's in my head in my head first. How many angels can dance on the head of a pin and all that kind of stuff.

Stories need to work themselves out, and that often doesn't happen at first. They come to me in little flashes and big flashes. Orderly at times and disorderly at other times. Little, ripped pieces of fabric that need to be sewn together.

Tuesday, August 2, 2016

#ConfedssionsofaVampireHunter and waking nightmares

This monster hunts me in my waking nightmares.

William Magnum, vampire hunter 


Monday, August 1, 2016

I write what's in my head even when I can't write #amwriting #writerslife

I suppose I did write and am writing today, but it came out less artfully than hoped. But yarns can be like kudzu, choked and disorderly, but it can be better that way. In the end, that is. Sometimes you have to say screw order and screw structure.