Wednesday, December 28, 2016

"The Wrecking ball cometh" #micropoetry #Basketofdeplorables #notmypresident #penciler

It has a long arc.
And it isn't visible at first.
But it has been swinging toward you for awhile.
A crazy man told you to step in its path.
He told you it was the correct path.
You were stupid enough to believe him.
And now you are going to get it.
You deserve it.
You stupid fuck.

#DonaldTrump #BasketofDeplorables #notmypresident


#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and no shortage of work

My workload has increased. There is no more evil in the world than before November 8th, but it is more visible now. That's good and bad. It is good because I can see it and kill it. It is bad because it is there, and I aim to end it. If I did, I would be out of a job.

I want to be an unemployed vampire hunter.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's inside my head in the darkest days #amwriting #writerslife

Art is best during dark days. It rings most true due to the starkness and visceral nature of things. We feel more, and we see the world differently. Our senses are heightened, and that makes us more observant. Even when it is dark we can still see with piercing clarity. We can see beyond the black to the light.

The light must come out of the black as this is nature's way. The only question is: how long will the darkness last?

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

#2016 is a succubus

I write what's inside my head to get by #amwriting #writerslife

Thousands of voices all form the same voice that needs a place to speak. Writing about writing. That's still writing, and the why of it is important. If you get the why, then you can understand what to say. It doesn't really matter what you say even though what you say is the most important thing. It is contradictory like that. The contradictions are the fun part.

My rule is to say what I'm thinking no matter what it is (well...not completely but close).

Saturday, December 24, 2016

#BasketofDeplorables at #Starbucks on #ChristmasEve

They are here bitching. I wonder if they know Congress is about to cut their benefits?


Friday, December 23, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter on #Festivus

It has been awhile, my friends. The world is shaken and broken, yet it is still here, at least for now. It is more important now than ever to be vigilant. Dark days do not mean there will be no light. It just means the light is dimming as someone is trying to snuff it out.

We need to be louder and more vocal. This is the path, the way out of the quagmire. We can crawl out of any dark hole as the light of our thoughts cannot be eclipsed. We can be our own light.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's inside my head for me #amwriting #writerslife #Festivus

I write what I want because I need to say it. Venom and passion need to go somewhere to I write them both down. I chronicle them, and I imbue them with a meaning beyond what's swirling in my head, inchoate and wordless.

Emotions run high, and my words often anger, befuddle, and inspire. They do many things depending up on who is reading them.

I like it that way.

Thursday, December 22, 2016


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I write what's inside my head for those who need to be slapped in the head #writerslife #amwriting

The gentle click of the keys is misleading because what I'm saying is often like a pimp slap to a fat dude's thick skull. It is jarring, and it is meant to be that way. If you don't incite, then you aren't saying anything worth saying. You are white noise. Who wants to be white noise?

So I say what I want. I push. I prod. I piss off because there is no other way.

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Friday, December 9, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and #FirstAmendment

The President Elect's inauguration team won't allow women to march on the Lincoln Memorial on Inauguration Day. How's that for stifling free speech? That's how Hitler started. I'm not being overly dramatic because it's true. It is scary.

We must be vigilant.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's inside my head #amwriting #writerslife

Sleepy but still writing about writing. And that's the way to start writing if you are unsure what you want to say. Talk about whatever is there. Begin to scribble until your markings start to take shape. Scribbles mean something in their individual capacity, but they merge to become greater than they are.

Keep putting it out there even if it seems dull. Interest waxes and wanes, but it needs to be said. Even when you don't feel like it.

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and #FakeNews

Misinformation now masquerades is news told by idiots. This is the world we inhabit, my friends, and it is fucked up. It has always been fucked up, but it is falling into the abyss now--it is a long, hard fall. Wait until we hit the bottom, and the world is totally smashed into pieces. I didn't want it to be this way.

We must fight and be ever vigilant. Fight with your hands. Fight with your mind. Fight with your protests.

Do what needs to be done.

Let's win.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's inside my head, and it is always interesting #amwriting #writerslife

There are many compartments to be opened in my head, and these only lead to more doors. There is always something new there. It is fun to explore and to learn about what is there. I don't even realize what is there sometimes until I look. It is difficult to explain, and it makes more sense when I write it. But I like to talk about writing it too. That's fun, to discuss the process.

#PizzaGate and #MichaelFlynn are the result of the #BasketofDeplorables

Don't give these idiots any power. But we did. Now we are dealing with the consequences. Violence is the result of these morons. We are now a banana republic because these clowns are in power. It is scary to think of what is happening to America, and what has already happened.

How do we prevent this kind of thing? Knowledge, good knowledge, not this conspiracy theory bullshit.

For more about this, check out Pizza Gate

Saturday, December 3, 2016

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

I write what's inside my head, and it is messy sometimes #amwriting #writerslife

Creation is always happening. It may not be the creation you want, but it is there. And it drives on in all its messy splendor. The more I create the better I get at it. The mind needs to be worked, especially the imagination. So I write, read, draw, and observe. All of these are essential to become a good writer, but they aren't neat. Sometimes none of it makes sense--at least not at first. My goal is to get it out and refine it. I don't have to get it right the first time, which is why I can write these vague, rambling posts. I'm letting myself be free.

Scumbag #Charlotte DA decides not to charge #KeithScott killer, who is a police officer

Thug with a badge, and he got off. He killed a man for no reason. DA's don't charge cops who murder black men these days. They don't do it in Merica, and it will only get worse under Donald Trump. Get ready for the carnage because you ain't seen nothing yet.

We live in the era of police murderers. They don't keep us safe. They kill black men. It is deplorable, and it makes you ashamed to live in this country.

Monday, November 28, 2016

#Infowars troll sighting

I saw this bum today when I was driving to the library. Avoid this fool if you can.


I write what's inside my head, and it can be dangerous #writerslife #amwriting

Oh the unspoken barbs that are written as they rain out my mind upon the page. They are dangerous, sheer fire, I tell you. Such is the power of thought exercised outside a vacuum. But some people don't want me to speak or express any opinion. For those of you who feel that way, deal with it. I really don't care. In fact, it lets me know I am doing the right thing.

#Election2016 and #CharlesBukowski

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

I write what's inside my head because it's too hard not to #amwriting #writerslife

I am a prisoner of my thoughts and of the page. Both bind me to spilling out my musings, but I would do it regardless of my freedom. We are all bound by something. Constructs impose their will on us, and none of us is free of constructs. All is a question of degree.

We are supposed to be thankful, but for what? We are alive. Who gives a shit? Mere existence is not a reason to be thankful because, if you did not exist, there would be no other perception of reality. You could not experience the absence of existence. So being thankful for not being dead makes no sense.

Most of the world makes no sense.

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and the #basketofdeplorables

Morons are in the administration. What's new for the evil Trump? He's taken the basket of deplorables to the next level.

We shall see what happens, but it won't be good.

Bad times are upon us, and they won't abate. My friends, winter is coming in so many ways.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Duped #BasketofDeplorables

Keep saying it. Deplorable, stupid, and wretched. So what are these Trump people going to do? No indictment for Hillary, benefits cut, and corporate welfare for the wealthy. Hardly the "populist" they envisioned. They have to be the dumbest block of voters in world history. I take that back: the Germans who elected Hitler were stupider, but give the Basket of Deplorables time. They are up to the task. 

These dumb assholes got sold a bill of goods. 

Is it redundant to call #DonaldTrump a #Nazi?

I mean he's a Nazi in every other way. He hates blacks (he calls them "the blacks"), Muslims, Hispanics, Democrats, lawyers, free speech, the courts, people who criticize him, pictures of himself that show his double chin (that's a few chins short), SNL, Alec Baldwin, Green Day, the cast of Hamilton, and many others. The list goes on, and it will grow throughout his hopefully short presidency. Let's hope he's impeached and convicted sooner rather than later.

And what will Trump do about it? Stifle free speech by shutting down the press. Sound familiar? Then he wants to register Muslims. Warmer still.

He made a White Nationalist his chief policy advisor and a racist his Attorney General pick.

What's next? Trump youth? We already have that--sort of--look at those red hats with "Make America Great Again" on them. Expect his supporters to start beating people up and killing them. Wait...they are doing that already.

So isn't Trump the same thing as a Nazi? Trump=Nazi so saying he's a Nazi is redundant, but it does bear repeating.

Monday, November 21, 2016



I write what's inside my head till it hurts #amwriting #writerslife

Today can suck if you let it. It is tough to say it all in a few sentences, but sometimes that's all you need. Sometimes it can be one word or it can't be said in a million words. Words work. And they don't work. It hurts to say it. It is effortless. You never know.

Saturday, November 19, 2016

#Merica and #GameofThrones

This is so true. Trump supporters don't read books though.


Thursday, November 17, 2016

I write what's inside my head against evil forces #amwriting #writerslife

We are filled with monsters. They have revealed themselves at the highest level of power. All the fears are realized. It is my job to point it out, and to fight against it. The coarse fog of oppression is rolling over us, but we need to speak out against it. Our words and deeds can push it back. It needs to go back into its cave. Then we need to roll the stone in front of it. And it must stay there never to be seen again.

Emptying of the #BasketofDeplorables

This guy blocked all traffic at a Starbucks no less. Why is he even in a Starbucks? His ilk aren't Starbucks types in that the Trump supporters are bigoted white people.

Maybe I will get my Starbucks at Barnes &Nobles. I know I won't see any deplorables there. They don't read books.


Tuesday, November 15, 2016

#micropoetry "Burnt Husk"

A burnt husk
waits for the fire.
But it may not come.
It probably will, though.
Fires usually do burn everything.

I write what's inside my head even if I'm a burnt husk in an approaching brush fire #amwriting #writerslife

There's an eerie calm that comes from yelling into the fire burning your way when everyone else has run. It is lonely, but your voice has clarity and strength. It is the only sound in the absence of humanity filed by your. But for you, it would be a void. I try and keep the void from spreading. Even if the flame burns forward, I ignite my own counter-flame, so to speak.

I'm ready for the burn, and it doesn't scare me.

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and #NoBannon

He's evil. We all know that. There is no other way to describe him, and he is at the right hand of the equivalent of a king. "Humpty-Dumpty" and Rasputin working together while they screw the American people.

This is not a great time to be alive my friends. We are an empire in decline, a burnt husk in a dry field with an approaching brush fire.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

Monday, November 14, 2016

Friday, November 11, 2016


It isn't too late. Darkness is here, but there is light in the darkness. There always is. Nothing is irrevocable. Nothing, my friends.

Rage against the forces of oppression. They cannot silence all of us.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's inside my head to deal with the it all #amwriting #writerslife

I won't shut up anytime soon. In fact, I am going to get louder and longer winded because that's what's needed now. Shout it out. Scream it into the ether so people can hear it. If they don't hear it, knock them down with your words.

My thoughts are swords that can kill bad ideas.

Happy #VeteransDay

Michael Wells Jr.

Thursday, November 10, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and the banality of hope

Hope may seem illusory these days, my friends, but it isn't. Even though it may sound banal to say, "Hope springs eternal," it isn't. Better days will come.

I fight against enemies each day, and I have faced adversity and death more times than I can count. And I always come out on top. I'm here after all, aren't I? How else would you read my musings? I face impossible odds each day, and I come back.

So can you.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's inside my head to those who need to hear my truth #amwriting #writerslife

You need to listen to a different perspective. You've been yelling into a lead pipe only hearing your own echoes. And that's why you are going to get screwed. You are already screwed, but you will be screwed more.

Don't blame me when I point out these things that you should be able to see. But you can't see them because you are stupid. And you just did a really stupid thing. Sit in your shit, and let it sting your ass.

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and this is what we are dealing with

When it breaks down, it is ugly, my friends. The old ways aren't old. They are still in vogue for many you didn't know about. But I know about all those you didn't know about. It is my job to remember such things.

You can read about my story (Vampire Esquire Book Two.)  and Vampire Esquire Book One  .

But see this:


William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's inside my head on the toughest of days #amwriting #writerslife

It is hard to write it all down some days, but it is an escape. Escaping doesn't last long, and I don't want to escape. It is nice to play in my mind for a bit, though, to forget the mess of it all. We come back to it, and it never leaves us. We think it is gone, but it hides in a mental crevasse. The worst thoughts do.

Not a lot to say today. Words are garbled letters trying to say something, but falling silent.

It will improve or it won't.

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

I write what's inside my head on the best days, and on the worst days #amwriting #writerslife

Today should be a good day, and I suspect it will be. It has to end well or it won't be a good day though. It will be defined by whether Hillary Clinton wins, and I think she will. If she loses, we will be plunged into darkness. But that's not going to happen.

I've said a lot about Donald Trump throughout this election cycle. It is hard to narrow it all down, but I can sum it up best with this one descriptor: motherfucker. That's what he is, a motherfucker.

#DonaldTrump will always love #VladimirPutin


Monday, November 7, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and #ElectionEve #ElectionDay2016

My friends, it is almost here. We are about to dodge the bullet and free ourselves of the threat of this loon with bad hair and a turkey neck. He will soon be thrown upon the trash heap of history. Rightfully so, my friends.

His kind must never be reanimated. Let the metaphorical dead corpse of his "movement" stay dead as a door nail.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's inside my head even when I'm out of my mind #writerslife #amwriting

My fingers may be calloused from typing and writing so much, but they feel good. It feels great to get it out and give it life, my thoughts. Thoughts need to walk around on the page regardless of what they are. They need to be given a place to grow into other peoples' minds. That's what thoughts do. They start out alike a seed, and then the grow. We form the stalks and the plants. It may sound crazy--like I'm out of my mind--but you know it is true.

Thursday, November 3, 2016

I write what's inside my head like it just won't quit #amwriting #writerslife

Pixels, ink, or pencil, it all comes out as words. They capture the essence of my expression, but they are just words. They are imbued with some meaning, but not all the meaning. All of the meaning is never grasped at any time. It goes on. It won't quit, so I keep putting it out there even when I don't say it all. Because I never can.

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

I write what's inside my head because it feels good #amwriting #writerslife

Writing it is good enough for me. Getting it out, and talking about getting it out, are enough sometimes. Then I go back and make sense of it, though it has a certain moral clarity to it when spoken raw. Raw is truer most of the time. It isn't refined or cleaned up. Better to say it outright in all its flawed perfection.

Perfection is better when flawed. Contradiction is sublime symmetry. 

#BasketofDeplorables are a national "dumpster fire" led by #DonaldTrump

When the election is over, these asshats need to be smacked in the face (figuratively). They are too loud, and too bigoted. They have no place in our country. Hatred like that isn't something any of us should condone. I feel like a broken record, but they don't seem to be going away.

One week. We are one week away, and it should all be over soon. Finally. It will be over at least in terms of the election. The "basket of deplorables" will still be there though, madder than ever in their ignominious defeat.

Friday, October 28, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and the demise of #DonaldTrump

It was so easy a monkey could do it, and we have a monkey as the Republican nominee. His ape sounds are supposed to be words, and they are 3rd grade words. He's a clown, an ape, an idiot. And he's done. Really done.

Stay vigilant, my friends.

Take this bitch down at the polls on election day.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's inside my head just to piss you off #amwriting #writerslife

Words are toxic to you. My words are acid to your brain, but that doesn't harm you much, asshole. The damage was done before you were born.  I keep saying it because I like to pick you apart like a chicken bone. I am the drill that bores a hole in your brain, freeing whatever mental blocks you have. You need it even if you deny it. Let the dura matter be freed and the fluid of your flippant stupidity spill out.

Take that, and that. I'm going to keep saying it.

Thursday, October 27, 2016

I write what's inside my head, and it is controversial #amwriting #writerslife

Sometimes it gets me in trouble whatever the hell that means. I don't really care. I say what I want because I write what's inside my head. All I have to do is tell the story I see, and I am fine. That's what people want to hear, even when they don't want to hear it. Because some people do. I do. I write for me, and, if people like it, great. If not, fuck 'em. That's what I always say.

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and vampires aren't all I hunt

My friends, I am primarily a vampire hunter, but I am so much more. I've hunted all manner of beings, and I don't like guns either. I use them, but that's to kill creatures that deserve it.

No deplorables have been made vampires yet, but I will be ready for them if they are. Being a pile of shit isn't enough, and that's a good thing.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's inside my head especially if you don't like it #amwriting #writerslife

You are out there, and you do not like what I have to say. I accept that. In fact, I like it because I enjoy speaking my mind. It wouldn't be any fun if everyone agreed with me. People who don't agree with what I have to say are usually stuffy and boring. This has been my experience, and I could be wrong. But I doubt it.

Writers are able to play in the infinite world of their minds, and some people are envious.

Haters are going to hate. Let them. My response to you, haters: FUCK YOU. Have a nice day.

Monday, October 24, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and dealing with #BasketofDeplorables

How do we deal with the trash once the "dumpster fire" has burned out? This is a question I ask myself in the small hours when the faceless demons stab their way into my brain. They will need to be marginalized. They aren't going away. It is likely they will be more angry and more brazen with their thuggery. There is no greater thug than an angry, white, racist, man.

They will need to be shown the way, and, if they can't see the way, then they will need to be ostracized. There is no other way.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

Sunday, October 23, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and the changing winds

It is a busy time my friends. Much is afoot, though it is better now or so it appears. I never put much stock in permanence because it doesn't exist. It is a fool's concept, and I've seen many a full sliced in half, dead like a duck. Platitudes are the luxury of people who don't risk anything. I risk it all each day, and I have for years. It has cost me much--perhaps all I hold dear--but I keep fighting. Humanity needs me, and I need humanity. Against the monsters onward to immortality.

William Magnum, vampire hunter 

I write what's inside my head each day #amwriting #writerslife

That's not entirely true. I usually write something, anything, but not each day, though I certainly should. Life puts its butt in the way sometimes. Usually I can get around it and pound out the words. It is good to take a break, and the words are often better when I take a break. It gives a fresh perspective, and perspective is everything to a writer.

Friday, October 21, 2016

I write what's inside my head, a treasure trove of ideas #writerslife #amwriting

I started my third novel today. My second novel is at the editor, and then it is off to agents and publishers. Hopefully it will work out. I know it is a good book. The issue is whether it is the right book for that agent or that publisher. I listen to myself (and to others when necessary).

A writer must hear his own voice in order to develop his own voice, and this comes from listening to that voice in your head. Your ideas come from that. Hell, they are your ideas. So write them down.

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

I write what's inside my head all the time #writerslife #amwriting

I speak the truth no matter what I say. Saying it gives it truth. Writing it is its own truth. People should write what they think even if it is "ugly" or "forbidden" because expression is important--very important. If you bottle up things, then it makes life tougher than it needs to be. Let it out. Say it. Saying it is therapeutic.

Saturday, October 15, 2016

I write what's inside my head whenever possible #writerslife #amwriting

There's always too much to say, but it needs to be put down. I once had a jackass law professor who said you don't know if you understand something until you write about it. Not really true, but I suppose it was to him, the asshole. He doesn't write fiction, though. Fuck him.

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

I write what's inside my head because it's for the best #amwriting #writerslife

Better to put it all out there--for the most part. Sometimes things need to stay hidden for awhile. It is a question of how clear you want to make it. It can't be too much truth, though, because that can hurt you. It can be TMI, but TMI is not always too much.

Specifics are best when writing, but vagueness is necessary. Life is both specific and vague. Knowing the right time to be either is the tough part.

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

I write what's inside my head and it stings #amwriting #writerslife

It sears you if you get too close. That's if I want to do it. Most of the time I let it go, but, when I don't, watch out. It hits hard after it burns, and you won't know what the fuck hit you. My intellect levels you, levels with my words, with my thoughts. My thoughts are a cold sliver of ice that finishes with a hot piece of iron. Fire and ice boring down on your brain, exploding it in some instances. Don't get stung by me. You won't like it motherfucker.

Monday, October 10, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter...#ChristopherColumbus was a vampire

There is no doubt. I killed him. He'd lived for too long. He was a vile asshole, a slaver and a genocidal monster. He was a monster before he became a vampire, a true monster.

I killed him with a sword, and I chopped off his head. Silver swords are great for killing vampires. It was one of my best kills. I still have the skull.

William Magnum, vampire hunter.

#ChristopherColumbus was a savage, and we shouldn't celebrate #ColumbusDay

Christopher Columbus was a savage. He was a genocidal maniac. There is nothing redeeming about him in the least. We shouldn't celebrate Columbus Day, and we should cut out any reference to him. He is the anti-thesis of what we want in America. He was absolute scum.

No more Columbus Day!

I write what's inside my head whatever it is #amwriting #writerslife

It comes out in a primal way sometimes. Things are said in my head before the words come to say them. The words only capture a scintilla of the meaning. There is always more, far more, but the words are all that is there to convey the meaning. But the meaning does come out, like water out of a melting fjord if a fjord were to ever melt.

Saturday, October 1, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter from #Stockholm

It is dark and evil here my friends. Everyone smiles and looks nice, but the electric evil crackles just below the veneered teeth of its denizens. It is there, waiting for the right chance to strike. You will never know it, but it will take you. And that will be all.

Be vigilant. Always watch because it will come, but you don't know when.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's inside my head from #Stockholm #amwriting #writerslife

I've barely written at all lately because I've been traveling across Europe, from Ireland to Sweden, and soon to Denmark. So much to see. So much ton say, and I've been filled with inspiration here in this dark, brooding, and beautiful place. It is similar to Paris in some ways though colder and more remote. It still inspires though.

Friday, September 30, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter in #Stockholm

Vampires are older in Northern Europe. They are closer ethnically to Eastern European vampires. They dwell in darkness more both literally and figuratively. Today I saw this and wondered if evil can be captured in stone.

William Magnum, vampire hunter 


Friday, September 23, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and the mendacity of modernity

The time is here. It is the time of chaos, where all hangs in the balance. I'm not being overly dramatic because we are past the point of retreating to our bucolic, halcyon days of uncaring. We now must engage and fight back against the monster of modernity that overtakes us more each day. I must kill it for myself, and you must kill it for you. We have no other choice, my friends.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

Thursday, September 22, 2016

I write what's inside my head #amwriting #writerslife #KeithScott #CharlotteProtest

Charlotte is rioting and rightfully so. A man was murdered by the police, and the police are covering it up. It is wrong. Good police are out there. I know many, but the bad ones should be run out of town.

I don't know what happened in Charlotte other than a man was murdered, and he didn't need to be. Life is precious. Death is forever, and that's too long.

RIP Keith Scott

Monday, September 19, 2016

I write what's inside my head because it's good #writerslife #amwriting

It is worth reading. It is gets better the more I write it. So get ready unwashed masses. The torrent is coming, and it will wash down on you soon. You will forget everything else you have ever read. I know this is true.

It needs to be said, and I'm the one to say it.

Saturday, September 17, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and we may be doomed

They will come for you in the night and in the day. And there will be no mercy. They will unleash decades of hate on you. It will get worse.  

Be ready.

William Magnum, vampire hunter 

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter because we all are

We are all vampire hunters, but some of us know it. Others don't or they deny it to themselves. Monsters take many different forms, but they are all blood suckers. They take the life out of you by occupying your mind. This is where they defeat you. The physical pales in comparison to the mental domination.

Don't let them control you. Kill them. Kill all of them.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head so you better listen #amwriting #writerslife

Writers are a funny bunch. They say what they want, don't care if they piss people off, but then they want to be read. Or that's me. We all carry the disruptive forces of change in our heads and dangerous ideas. I think the "dangerous ideas" tend to be the best and safest way to live because they are cathartic. They are to me.

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and saying it without poetry

It has been a few days since my last confession, and I am not sure what I am confessing to. Or if what I say is a secret, but it feel secret until I say it.

We live in fucked up times, my friends. My language is coarse, but it is true. It is inarticulate at times, but it resonates. Truth, stark and brutal, is better without poetic verse attached to it like a cheap, wilting flower caught in the last rays of summer sun. Everything has already been said, so why not be direct? Take out the bullshit.

I have no time for bullshit and pretty words. Meaning needs to infuse every word, or it is just a word and no better than a speck of dirt.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head even when I'm editing what I previously wrote #amwriting #writerslife

It may not look like much at first, but it is becoming something. Always becoming and never fully formed. That's writing. It is never finished, but it may be improved or in the process of being improved. I live between the beginning and the infinite. I enjoy the in between because that's where life is. This is where my truth is.

Friday, September 9, 2016

I write what's in my head to fill the void on the page #amwriting #writerslife

Pages are meant to be filled with words and drawings. Blank shouldn't be. Blank is a beginning and not a final stage. So I write it down for posterity. I spill out whatever bullshit I feel that day. Sometimes it makes sense. Sometimes it is senseless, but it always is...

It is better to be than to not be. So I let it be and exist inside and outside of my head.

Winston-Salem man charged with making up story about creepy, 3 a.m. clown sighting

Winston-Salem man charged with making up story about creepy, 3 a.m. clown sighting: A Winston-Salem man was arrested Friday on charges he filed a false report of yet another clown sighting.

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and dealing with haters

Haters exist. Some have fangs and some don't. But they are there. They often go unnoticed until they surface, filling your nose with their putrid stench. My strategy is to avoid them. If I can't avoid them I destroy them. You may not have that luxury, but you can always eviscerate them through words. Words can be your weapon just as a silver stake is mine.

Stay vigilant, my friends. Keep fighting.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head, but sometimes I don't write it down #amwriting #writerslife

I don't always get to write it down, but I compose it in my head, whatever's in my head. It all comes out eventually like a sock in the wash. I am that sock, and eventually I match something or remain alone in my thoughts. My thoughts might as well not be thought until I write them down for a constant reader to read them.

Winston-Salem lawyer suspended; alleged to have violated law in getting deposition

Winston-Salem lawyer suspended; alleged to have violated law in getting deposition: A Winston-Salem lawyer was suspended last week over multiple allegations of professional misconduct, including coercing a girl who had accused his client of sexual abuse to give sworn testimony in a deposition without any legal representation.

Monday, September 5, 2016

#Confessionsofavampirehunter and a #vampirenest

There are more and more these days.

William Magnum, vampire hunter 


Sunday, September 4, 2016

Butchering of trees #environment #globalwarming

Why is this necessary? More destruction of the environment for shitty apartments.



#Confessionsofavampirehunter and the approach of Autumn

They days shorten, and the night grows longer. Evil worms its way into our world(s) again, my friends. Darkness has loomed over the land since that man with rat pelt hair came on the scene and threatened our nation in whatever dimension you are in. Donald Trump or Ronald Drum--he is the same but in different places that are also the same.

Both most be stopped. Both are evil.

Let's stop them at the ballot box.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head stridently #amwriting #writerslife

My acid pen burns many a brain, and that's by design. Thoughts are explosive and offensive to some. When written down they become more real--too real for some, who would prefer them unthought and unspoken if thought. But that's not me. I won't shut up, and I get it out everyday. That's who I am and how I express myself. And there is truth in that. We all strive for truth, but we have different definitions of truth.

Thank them for what? (it's their job)

Why should I thank them? They get paid, and they get benefits.


Friday, September 2, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and keeping up the fight #amwriting #writerslife

Read Fight Club. It is necessary. Everyone should read that book. That's how you should approach life. Be a nihilist in a good way. Believe in yourself and those you care about but not much else. Fight when you need to fight be it with your firsts or your words.

There are many monsters out there, my friends. You don't need my fiction and my reality to tell you that. You have your own reality.

Keep fighting. It is necessary.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head as the day rolls on into the endless ocean of time and all that #amwriting #writerslife

We are but drops in an infinite sea. Sometimes we float to the top, and sometimes we sink to the bottom. Eventually we evaporate or so my hackneyed metaphor goes. We end unless we prove we were here. So we write it down--some of us do.

Keep writing it down.

Thursday, September 1, 2016

I write what's in my head like the world is ending (because it will one day) #amwriting #writerslife #flashfiction

Dwelling in my imagination is one of my favorite pastimes, and it should be your's too. This assumes you are imaginative, and we all are. It is a question of degree, but you have to work your imagination through writing, getting your thoughts out. Some write stories, and some write about other things, though I suppose everything is a story to some extent. Like the famous Hemingway line, "For sale: baby shoes, never worn." That's a story. It is called "flash fiction."

I love flash fiction, short stories, and full lengthy novels. I've written and published all three.

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and our odd times #amwriting #writerslife

The enemy went to Mexico yesterday. A shit show unfolded, and it continued into Phoenix. Ronald Drum in another world and by any other name would be called Donald Trump. But this real world Drum is worse. Trump is worse than Drum.

I straddle both your world and my world. I am a go-between, but  you have the same problems in your world that I do in mine. Humans are humans; vampires are vampires; and witches are witches.

I've hunted all three.

Stay safe my friends in whatever world you inhabit or whatever dimension on that world.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

I write what's in my head, the good, the bad, and the ugly #amwriting #writerslife

Yes it flows, and sometimes it resonates. If it does, great. If not, I don't care. It always resonates with me, and it will eventually resonate with someone sides me. Eventually we all speak the truth at some point along the way. So keep putting out there.

Monday, August 29, 2016

I write what's in my head, and it's always correct #writerslife #amwriting

Say what you are thinking. I do because I need to. I need to get it out and talk about getting it out. Be unapologetic when you write because what you say is true. Now, Donald Trump is a raging asshole, and what he says isn't true. That's an exception, but he's no writer. He's an asshole who talks like a third grader.

So fuck Donald Trump. What's in his head is scary and shouldn't be repeated.

Sunday, August 28, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and the ignominy of it all

It is a lonely task. No one can know who you are. You must live stealthy between hunts or you won't live at all. Such is the nature of things. Such is my nature and my plight. The lonely path.

William Magnum, vampire hunter 

I write what's inside my head always #amwriting #writerslife

It is good to say what you mean because it needs to be said. If it pisses people off, good. That's the idea. The thrill of saying what I mean and engaging people positively and negatively keeps me going.

Friday, August 26, 2016

I write what's in my head, and I don't care if you don't like it #amwriting #writerslife

Zero fucks given. I don't care what you think. I say what I say because I know I'm doing the right thing. I tell the truth. The truth is my voice, and my voice is the truth. It comes crackling off the page like a fire through the late summer California brush. It burns. It levels, and it creates. I really don't give a fuck if you get burned by the creative flame of my intellect.

Thursday, August 25, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter #amwriting #writerslife

Batshit is crazy, and people are batshit crazy. It is a nasty, witch's brew.

Stay away from the crazy ones my friends. They are everywhere.

Sharpen your stakes.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head because it's right #amwriting #writerslife

Spill it out. Let it bleed on the white page in front of the world, for the world, and into the world forever. It is beyond me now. It is out, and it will cause your mind to fire until you write down your story. We are all part of the same narrative, but we must give it a voice. Say it. I say it everyday.

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and the vagaries of the hunt #amwriting #writerslife

Life is a hunt, my friends. We are all in search of prey, and predators are in search of us. The goal is to live a long life and to be taken down by natural causes. You do not want to be given eternal undead life. That is no way to exist. Life is vital, and existence is not necessarily so.

There are monsters that you do not see until they are upon you, and vampires are that way. They are there, but many of you do not see them.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head over and over till it comes out right (but it always is) #amwriting #writerslife

Get it out. Unleash your thought waves on the page where the truth will find you. And it will find others like a dying man to a life preserver we are all grasping. Some will take hold of the line to to enlightenment, and others will keep flailing, drowning in their own, unexpressed existence. Not the case for writers. We spit out our truth. It sings some days, and other days it hits the page like a slug with salt on it trying to crawl up a dry board.

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

5 Legal Mistakes Made on Social Media #ebook #Kindle #99cents

5 Legal Mistakes Made on Social Media by [Wells Jr., Michael]

#Witchcraft factors into my new book as do #sigils #writerslife #amwriting

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter...fight against darkness

Remain vigilant against the forces of darkness. Pull your stakes and swords.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

The epicenter of evil is under #DonadTrump 's wig #ConfessionsofaVampireHunter

I saw it years ago, my friends. His hair would hang down to his butt crack if it were ripped from his head. There is a monster under that hair, though. It is a slimy, serpent-like creature with a thicker Queens accent than Donald Trump.

Believe me. It sound crazy, but doesn't a Donald Trump presidency too? Yet it could happen.

Be careful, my friends.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

Negative energy


#NorthCarolinaStateTrooper kills unarmed and deaf #DanielHarris for using sign language in #King #NorthCarolina

This is despicable. A State Trooper killed him for using sign language earlier this week.

This isn't surprising unfortunately. 752 people have been killed by police so far this year. This remains unacceptable.

Why do we have these worthless cops? There are so many good ones, but why can't we fire all the bad ones?

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter...#DonaldTrump could still win

That vile, orange, and angry man could still win, my friends. We are in a deep, dark forest, and the light only flickers. Then it goes out. We had a longer flicker for awhile, but the night is upon us again. The contemptible beast roams our country in his leased, garish plane. He is the same threat he ever was, but he will not go away.

He is less the threat than his supporters are. They are the pestilence that is upon us, enveloping us like a burial shroud.

Stay vigilant,my friends.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head like the world is ending #amwriting #writerslife

When I'm rushed, the words spill out in torrents. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't, but it always gets put on the page where it needs to live. Out of my head and onto the page. Life from life.

Monday, August 22, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter...they will try and shut you up, my friends

They will do all they can to silence you and your truth because that's how the operate. Enemies of the truth prefer their own silence or the sound of their own voice. There is no in between for these buffoons. Reason and truth are their two greatest fears because both disprove them equally, and they hate the be disproven.

Stay vigilant, my friends, and don't let them shut you up.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head sometimes more than once in a day #amwriting #writerslife

Writing is great. Being a writer can suck sometimes. There are myriad hoops you have to jump through in the publication process. E-book publishing is a bitch sometimes, and the review process for e-books can be cumbersome. Case in point, I tried to publish a non-fiction e-book today. It got flagged because some of the concepts I discuss are elsewhere on the Internet. Well no shit. Of course they are. That's kind of the point. I cannot pinpoint where my thoughts on the subject came from so it is tough citing a source. This may be where I stop writing non-fiction and posting it on a certain publisher's site.

Killer #Magnolia

Like a wave of Southern shit.


#MondayMotivation is to avoid scary people

They are everywhere, and they take different forms. Some are nice enough but still scary. Some are mean as hell. With those you go the other way if the nasty ones don't block the way. And some can't help it. They are in the way, and they like being in the way. Immovable objects that force you to run for the daylight. There always is daylight, though.

#DonaldTrump is a loser

Donald Trump acts like a loser. He blames others; he insults people; he doesn't take personal responsibility for his actions or his words. This are some of the many reasons his campaign is an utter failure. He is an utter failure. We don't even know if he is worth one dollar. It is likely Trump has more debt than assets. In other words, Trump is a deadbeat. He is in debt up to his eyeballs. We do know Donald Trump is a loser, and he will officially be a loser in November.

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and when it all goes kaput

Order gives way to chaos and chaos to order. We are but bit players in a vast play where all the actors are unknown. Those who are in the play are often forgotten as time will soon point its fickle finger at us and tell us to leave. It will say, "Get out, and don't come back." But we can't let it get us down.

It will all go kaput someday, but we can't let vampire be the cause. We must kill them before they kill us.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head with a vengeance #amwriting #writerslife

Say it with a vengeance, in a raw and unvarnished way. Clarity is important, and you can only achieve clarity through saying it, saying what you really mean. Why be indirect? Why be obtuse? Just say it. Call it what it is, but say it well. Don't use language the wrong way. Make something of it. Move mountains. Topple shitty ideas and stupid people. That's what language is for, to slew the leviathans created by the world.

Sunday, August 21, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampire and the banality of death

Death is the most certain thing in life unless you become a vampire. You don't really "die" then. That banality fails to pertain to you unless I hunt and destroy you. You aren't really alive if you are undead, but you can die.

William Magnum, vampire hunter 

Saturday, August 20, 2016 vigilant

The storm has not passed us yet, though its clouds are less--much less. It could kill come back. The man Trump's supporters are vile. They must be stopped.

Vampires must be hunted still.

Be carful my friends.

William Magnum, vampire hunter 

I write what's in my head when I'm tired #amwriting #writerslife

I'm tired, but I'm productive. My mechanics will have to wait. I'm sitting here waiting on a passport when I need to be writing about it. So I will. The state makes you jump through hoops. They dwell in a world where minutiae, pedantic details, are key. Really they are the square pegs trying to jam into the round hole.

Friday, August 19, 2016

I write what's in my head even if it is about #Peter and #Judas

My latest idea is lightening. It is bat shit crazy but plausible (maybe). It is in my head and has been boring into  it since yesterday. What if Peter was in Rome around the time of the Great Fire in 64 AD? I'm sure he was. Also, what if my protagonist defended him in a trial? Peter on trial in Rome before he is eventually crucified.

Sound interesting?

Thursday, August 18, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter...I first hunted #witches

I didn't start with vampires. I began with witches in Moravia, where I am from. All of it started there, and I haven't been back in awhile. I grew up early, at 15, when most were barely past pissing the bed. Yes, my friends, I was saving my home from a malevolence you don't likely know. Yes, I went into the depths, and I battled it, slaying many a beast so that you might live.

No need to thank me. It live to hunt and hunt to live.

William Magnum, vampire hunter 

I write what's in my head, and it may be crazy #writerslife #amwriting

The shit that flows is smelly sometimes. I love shit metaphors because they usually work. They are visceral and unpleasant as good writing should be. It should provoke, offend, and elevate or debase all at the same time. Sometimes we are elevated by our debasement because we can see the truth better after that.

Is #RyanLochte a vampire?

His hair is bleach blonde? He's an asshole. He has grill and is obsessed with his teeth. He likes to be out at night.  More importantly though, he's a douche. Being a major douche is usually the sign of vampirism. I was hoping Lochte would go away after the last Olympics. I wasn't that lucky. He's still rattling around, asshole that he is. I hope he stays away next time.

#Rasputin #pencilsketch


Wednesday, August 17, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and the apocalypse that isn't coming

Donald Trump screwed himself, my friends. He's done. He will get trounced, and the world will be saved. Idiots usually undo themselves, but we do not know what will happen to his vampire minions. They are still out there, and they are fueled by their idiocy. Their prejudice imbues them with power their genes normally would not.

Watch out. Be vigilant, and we will deal with the mindless herd Trump created. In time, my friends, all in good time.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head through the fog #amwriting #writerslife

Oh to sound like the Oracle of Delphi, vague yet prescient. One can hope as he scribbles madly on the blank page. The blank page is my friend, though. It represents all the possibilities in the world or nothingness, the fog of the void. But I choose to push through the fog and see what's on the other side of it. I will make the thing in the fog and uncover it.

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Old Shrew #Micropoetry

Mullet for hair.
Mush for brains.
A pea for a heart.
But she loved Chuck Norris.
Even if he didn't know she existed.

She fed off of negativity
like the mean toad she was.
Toad's are nice though.
So maybe she was just that way in stature
and better described as a shrew.

I write what's in my head, and it's all good #writerslife #amwriting

Keep writing even if they don't listen. What matters is you listen to yourself, and others will listen too. What you say is worth repeating because we learn from each other, from our words. The words we speak belong not only to us but to others. We must unleash them in all their feral ferocity because they were meant to live, and to explore our minds and other's minds.

#Confessionsofavampirehunter, and it all gets weirder and weirder

Strange times, my friends. Time is uncertainty, and uncertainty is time. We are but drops of water fearing the sun, who will make us evaporate. Time is that sun, but, vampires will freeze us. We will remain encased in eternity, cold and alone like those drops. This is if vampires continue, but there is no reason they will if we do our jobs. We must embrace the sun and run from the cold.

Let's do our jobs.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

Monday, August 15, 2016

I write what's in my head because I'm on a mission #writerslife #amwriting

It needs to be said. What I'm thinking needs to be put out there for you, constant reader, to see. And I need to see what you have to say too. It is a reciprocal relationship, no doubt. You read, and I read back, and our minds meld to form something new. We all write in the tradition of another in our own way. Even if it is in our head, what is there is part of what was before and what is now.

Sunday, August 14, 2016

I write what's in my head, and I will describe you #amwriting #writerslife

Chances are I will make you a character in a book or story. The question is: will you be a hero or a villain? I am very hard on the villains, and I've seen plenty of them in my life. So I take out my wrath with the "pen" so to speak. Give it to them in writing where the world can see it, and I hope it never goes away. I want it to leave an indelible mark on their reputation and to remain with them. The scariest thing about me that I can repeat is I will describe you, and you don't want that.

#DonaldTrump wants to take away the #1stAmendment

He doesn't want the press to disagree with them. So he threatens to sue them and take away the right to criticize him even though he's a public figure. Freedom of the press is crucial for democracy to thrive, but Trump doesn't know that. He's just a loud thug and a national embarrassment.

Saturday, August 13, 2016

I write what's in my head always #amwriting #writerslife

I plug away on this blog, but that's not where I do most of my writing. You haven't seen my "real" writing yet--not all of it at least. Here I write about saying it and why. I say why I stay true to my feelings and thoughts as they spill out onto the page, a place I find truth and myself.

#DonaldTrump to employ goon squads to keep people from voting

He said in Pennsylvania. The asshole is going to block people from the pills. I'm not sure how he's going to do it, but he will have people breaking the law for him. He doesn't care about the law. He's a anarchist and a bigot.

Friday, August 12, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and fighting in the dark

It is tough fighting an enemy who can see you when you can't see the enemy. But that's the way it goes, my friends. Stealth isn't often available to us, and we are often disadvantaged by stealth. But we have to keep fighting against the evil elements that are out there, growing like a germ cluster. They are all such motherfuckers. But motherfuckers get their's eventually. Let's help that occur. The world will thank us.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head even if I fall asleep while doing it #writerslife #amwriting

I'm sleepy today. The words are like shit stuck in my throat, lodged and unrelentingly stuck. My metaphors are weaker than an anemic child who hasn't eaten for a few days. But that's how it goes. Writing is a goddess and a ruthless shrew, but that tension is what makes it fun and rewarding--that duality is essential. If it were easy, everyone would do it. Everyone could. Everyone can write, but not everyone does. And most people don't write worth a damn.

Thursday, August 11, 2016


Sometimes I wish I lived in medieval times, where people fought with swords and rode horses. It was simpler even if it was more brutal. Brutal simplicity beats the shit out of right now where everything is complicated chaos. There are too many choices now and not enough right choices.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head to stir the pot #amwriting #writerslife

Writing can be antagonistic. It makes people uncomfortable. My thought beams will burn your brain while they heal my mind. The cosmic equation is balanced that way. It is as it should be. Piss people off sometimes--not all the time--and you are doing something else. A storyteller is called a bard for a reason. The story hurts sometimes.

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

I write what's in my head for posterity #amwriting #writerslife

I write it down because it didn't happen if I fail to record what's in my head. It lives on that way. Otherwise it dies like a leaf falling from a tree in Autumn, beautiful but ephemeral. I want my thoughts to remain and not vanish into the ephemera. Being forgotten is tragic. Living on in your own words is beauty or so I've concluded. It is a form of beauty, but it isn't the only form.

#DonaldTrump should pull out of the presidential race

You can't make death threats to your opponent regardless of whether it is a joke. No one does that. I hope Secret Service is roughing Trump up right now. I hope they interrogate him and threaten him with criminal charges. I hope he is treated like the common thug he is.

He won't pull out of the race, and I'm glad. I want his ass kicked badly in November. I want him humiliated and demeaned. He deserves it.

As my t-shirt says, "F--K TRUMP".

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

#DonaldTrump should be arrested for making death threats to #HillaryClinton

This is unprecedented. No one has ever called for a rival presidential candidate to be killed. After all the presidential assassinations for him to say what he said today. It is awful. It is indefensible. He shouldn't be running for president. He should be in jail.

I write what's in my head till I can't write anymore #amwriting #writerslife

Sometimes I run out of ink or paper or my battery dies. Sometimes I run out of ideas, but my mind is always working. Then I write down my thoughts and express my truths. I feel the truth flow on paper on the screen. The vast universe of my mind melds with the blank page as it starts to fill up with my thoughts. This is beauty. Beauty in black and white out there, for me and for the world.

Monday, August 8, 2016



#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and the problem of Ronald Drum (#DonaldTrump in your world)

In my world, there is a son of a bitch named Ronald Drum. In your world, he is Donald Trump. Same asshole, different name. He's worse in your world though because he's real to you.

Stephen Kind writes about the man in black. Donald Trump is your man in black, and Ronald Drum is mine.

Screw all three of them.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head because it needs to come out #amwriting #writerslife

I've probably said this before either on the page or in my head. It doesn't matter which. Where it is recorded is arbitrary, but, when I put it out there for the world, it has a greater, more transcendent truth, I suppose. It has been spoken and cannot be retracted. Once heard or read it cannot be unheard or unread.

Saturday, August 6, 2016

They should take your guns #DonaldTrump #ChickenTrump

You don't need a gun. You need a book and a brain. Guns won't save you. You can only saver yourself. "They" should take your guns because you are a danger to everyone around you. There is nothing redeeming about you.

#ConfessionslofaVampireHunter and this crazy world

I love this crazy world, and I hate it to. But it is all there is. So we need to fight for it, my friends. If we don't you know the vampires and other monsters will. There are people trying to destroy us, and they are our neighbors. It is harsh, I know. Accepting it, the mendacity of those around us. It can get better, and it will. It has to or there will be no more words. Just silence.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head as much as possible #amwriting #writerslife

Writing is enjoyable. Getting it out is the fun part, that rush of self expression. It never gets better until you are published. Selling a book or getting something published are not as great as creating. Making something that lives beyond yourself, typing words that are indelible once uttered. Words that continue to be said long after you aren't around to say them. Immortality.

#DonaldTrump and #VladimirPutin



Friday, August 5, 2016

#ConfessionsofaVampireHunter and the perils of #2016Election

It is a shit show, my friends. Trump has that rat pelt on his head and that dream-sickle spiked with blood orange skin. It is horrifying and worse than any zombie or vampire. Trump is a beast the world has never seen, and hopefully he is the last of his kind. Sadly, though, his sons will keep carrying his vile line down through the ages.

William Magnum, vampire hunter

I write what's in my head because you only live once #writerslife #amwriting

Life is too short to not say it like you mean it. Say whatever the hell you want, and don't pause. Say it, but don't say stupid shit. That may be unavoidable sometimes, but in writing everything uttered is truth. And truth can never be stupid. If you say it in writing, it needed to be said. So say it. No regrets. Those who scold you should be ignored. Keep writing. Keep saying it. Rage against the malaise of milquetoast banality. Don't be banal. Write in color, bright colors, Van Gough kind of colors. Colors that glow so bright it people will think they are hallucinating when they read you. Be like a drug.

#DonaldTrump #VladimirPutin #Kindle parody #ebook #99cents

DONALD LOVES VLADIMIR by [Wells Jr., Michael]
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Thursday, August 4, 2016

#MelaniaTrump may be illegal #immigration #DonaldTrump

Her paperwork is dicey. There are gaps. She appears out of status, which means illegal. She's every bit the fraud her husband is. I wish we would deport both of them. Too bad you can't deport a US citizen, but maybe we can revoke his citizenship.

#GeorgeZimmerman 2 #Kindle #ebook #99cents


#GeorgeZimmerman #Kindle #ebook #99cents

He needs to go.


#Confessionsofavampirehunter brain droppings from the end of the world

Strange times, my friends. But we will get through no matter how much shit fate dumps on our heads.

William Magnum, vampire hunter